ThatsALovelyShirt

ThatsALovelyShirt t1_j65jfda wrote

The RCCA is literally reforming the criminal code. By reducing almost all penalties. Including for things like sexual assault and rape.

It's got very little to do with police, except having them spend $50 million on retraining. Most of the changes have to do with giving lenient judges more power.

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ThatsALovelyShirt t1_j5jouwv wrote

It gives much more power to the already very lenient judges. The RCCA allows for/changes:

  • Penalties for many offenses significantly reduced, from robbery/burglary to carjacking and illegal possession of handgun. Even sexual assault and rape have been reduced.

  • Bill removes mandatory minimums in the few categories that still hand them, allowing judges to continue issuing "slap-on-the-wrist" penalties, even for repeat offenders.

  • The right to petition the judge to reduce a sentence has been expanded to all defendants. Currently it is limited to those who committed a crime before they turned 25. Many judges grant these petitions.

  • Right to request a jury trial expanded to nearly all offenses. This will further overburden the already overburdened court system.

Among other changes allowing for repeat offenders to more easily continue availing themselves to the community. You can read the RCCA yourself if you have questions: https://legiscan.com/DC/text/B24-0416/id/2616873/Washington_D_C_-2021-B24-0416-Enrolled.pdf

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ThatsALovelyShirt t1_j5job98 wrote

It seems like organized theft rings. The post says nearly every other business on that street was robbed in the last 2 days.

I think most businesses in DC have been robbed at least once in the last year. Property crime isn't really a priority for judges/prosecutors here, I'm sure most of the charges get thrown out or reduced to something menial, if the criminals even get caught.

Which is why this particular criminal was pretty dumb. Assaulting people will get you a bit more heat.

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ThatsALovelyShirt t1_iw7762i wrote

Extremely suspicious. I wouldn't have trusted them, and you should never give out any part of your SSN to anyone.

Unrelated, but it must be your mom's birthday coming up! Is she still married? I bet she had a nice maiden name... is it Ellison? Hoffman? I bet I'm close!

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ThatsALovelyShirt t1_ivrkvan wrote

Do what my neighbors do and hire a lawn service for the first time the entire year to endlessly blow all the leaves into other people's yards or into oncoming cars/pedestrians in the road/sidewalk with obnoxiously loud two-stroke leaf blowers.

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ThatsALovelyShirt t1_itx0fgg wrote

Just be normal DC citizen and steal a screwdriver from the local family-owned Ace Hardware, and then use it to pry off someone else's plate (NOT screw off, you have to pry it off until it breaks something), and then stick it in the rear window of your shitty stolen Lincoln SUV with the useless muffler pathetically dangling off the rear axle like.

Expecting someone to have a printer, let alone one that works, is so boujie. Sheesh.

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ThatsALovelyShirt t1_irr8662 wrote

It also may not even be true... I live in an "affluent" neighborhood near Takoma Park, where most homes are near $700k-1mil... and like well over half the neighborhood are black families who have lived here for decades and aren't the transplanted doctors/attorneys/whatever WaPo seems to think have taken over DC.

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