Isn't there supposed to be a big war that destroys all those places, followed by the arrival of the kingdom of heaven? I say everybody take their munitions and patriotism to the Middle East and turn the deserts into crystal-glass palaces for the cockroaches to set up in once we're back with God.

I've never done cocaine, but I bet the comedown doesn't include children and a spouse you have to take care of forever. Probably cheaper high in the long run too.