TuckerCarlsonsOhface
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_izcs19v wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my wife drive by Nikk735
> she is a very good driver and has only had five accidents in the last three years.
Lol
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iy99k23 wrote
Reply to comment by ben_db in LPT: Always crack an egg against another egg. It creates a circular crack, preventing shells from getting in. Alternatively, you can use a flat surface. by [deleted]
I’ve worked in kitchens since the 90s, and I have never met a chef that oils the water.
I said most because I know there are at least some that do, like Ramsay.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iy7nxai wrote
Reply to comment by ben_db in LPT: Always crack an egg against another egg. It creates a circular crack, preventing shells from getting in. Alternatively, you can use a flat surface. by [deleted]
I didn’t say they all do, I said most chefs, and I didn’t mean celebrity chefs. Just because Ramsay thinks it doesn’t negate what I said.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iy7eou6 wrote
Reply to comment by Mlkbird14 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Probably because they would love it if the women they’re dating bought them sex toys for gifts.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iy7ecjs wrote
Reply to comment by ben_db in LPT: Always crack an egg against another egg. It creates a circular crack, preventing shells from getting in. Alternatively, you can use a flat surface. by [deleted]
Most chefs will tell you not to oil pasta water, just salt it well.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iy2pdge wrote
Reply to comment by Ricwil12 in ELI5: how are chinese protesters able to post videos with the great chinese firewall controlling internet? by TImetalker
Yeah, Pooh Bear totally supports the people’s right to speak their mind. lol
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ix7eruc wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
NTA because you didn’t know, so it was unintentional. However, the image must have been very obviously old, so you could have inferred that it held some sort of personal/special meaning to the mom.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ix0jkjd wrote
Reply to TIL after a seizure left him paralyzed except for his left eyelid, Jean-Dominique Bauby (1952-1997) wrote the bestselling book "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" by blinking to select each letter as an assistant recited the alphabet to him. by chumloadio
How did anyone know he wanted to write a book in the first place?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iwnf4zk wrote
It seems like the lesson is not “don’t cut yourself” (especially since it’s impossible to stop accidents from happening), but “don’t let a wound go uncleaned”, since that’s actually within your power.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iujr3ai wrote
Reply to comment by Occasional-Mermaid in It’s really awesome when people realize that you’re dressed up like Daniel Radcliffe. Happy Halloween! by jpotts0
There’s a movie. He plays Al.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iuj5qkb wrote
Reply to LPT: Men, solving math problems in your head while having sex can make you last WAY longer by [deleted]
Is baseball no longer the go-to?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iuj5k46 wrote
Did any other commenter read the article? Dude didn’t take inspiration from other accomplished directors, he straight up stole a student’s film.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_iu6orbw wrote
Reply to comment by MercMcNasty in The royal family will make me disappear for making this by Crispy_p_bacon
I mean, aren’t they British?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_itoymx3 wrote
Reply to comment by rijo9972 in LPT REQUEST: How do you nicely decline to answer a question? by letstradeshallwe
Jeez, I wanted to blow my brains own just reading what you have to do. Unnecessary meetings are the worst. Also forced office birthday stuff.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_itbb3y3 wrote
Reply to comment by Tekmantwo in LPT: If you don't want Jehovas Witnesses knocking on your door, just tell them to add your address to their "No Call List." There's no need to lie. by RonanTheAccused
I’m sorry, do you think that since it’s technically legal to bother me at home that makes it acceptable? I hope your meals are always interrupted.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_itb9kng wrote
Reply to comment by Tekmantwo in LPT: If you don't want Jehovas Witnesses knocking on your door, just tell them to add your address to their "No Call List." There's no need to lie. by RonanTheAccused
I shouldn’t need to put up any signs to expect others won’t bother me in my own home. Imagine being so far up your own ass that you preach about your valuable time while having zero respect for someone else’s.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_itays3o wrote
Reply to LPT: If you don't want Jehovas Witnesses knocking on your door, just tell them to add your address to their "No Call List." There's no need to lie. by RonanTheAccused
Why does some self-righteous twit deserve my patience and/respect for bothering me in my own home?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_j27wou9 wrote
Reply to comment by the_undertow in LPT - As a meddling professor, I urge my students to try making dinner for a date. It is amazing to see the goodwill that is created by a jar of pasta sauce and some noodles. by the_undertow
Wink wink