Eat it with a baguette, noodles, and if you wanna naughty... rice. It's so versatile! Can Pho do that?! (Though I won't turn down Pho if you got it =P)

The Nightman Cometh!

I mean, you go on a diet to "lose" weight. You ain't gonna gain them size drinking zero calories!

They're probably looking at us and just enjoying the show. Why waste resources to destroy civilizations when they are willingly doing it to themselves? Just come in after and push aside the debris, and you have all the free real estates you want. Assuming they can deal with the radiations.

Edit: typo

Their little "must cancel in person" is a bunch of pile of horse shit. My girlfriend had a membership with them. We tried to go in and cancel, they told us they can't do it there then gave us a card to email their manager or something. We then emailed her whom then told us to email and request a cancelling through a separate group whom manages their payment processing.

After a shit ton of back and forth, I had to politely (I was losing my shit at this point and was barely able to hold myself back) ask them to cancel the membership or we were going to freeze the payment and use the emails as proof of us formally requesting a cancellation. They finally sent us the estimate of how much we had to pay in fees for canceling before the contract completed. We paid and wiped our hands of them. Not sure if this is typical, but this was the shit show we had to go through with them.