This is going super obscure, but any time I hear Arabesque number one, I always think to this old game called magic builder

Well, the political will is there. One large contributor for this war was the ousting of previous corrupt russia-alighned governments.

It is actually entirely possible to eject a member from the EU. The issue is actually the requirements of a unanimous vote from every other member which at the moment is not going to happen since the Hungarian government has a modicum of support from the Polish government

EDIT: I have been corrected. A member cannot in fact be expelled from the union, only suspended, and that requires the unanimous vote