Dude that would have been epic.

Let's just say that on the second incident, I thought "this deal is getting worse all the time"

Wow. I thought I was unlucky after two separate police chases about a year apart ended on my property.

One was the local alcoholic little league coach and the other was a driver named after a Star Wars character (yes, really), I looked him up a couple years back and saw he had since passed away.

Right, but if you've waxed, or even gone thru a car wash recently that has a wax stage, water will bead up and look like this.

Its good, means the rest of your vehicle is probably protected

This is how waxes, in this case likely a spray wax, work. You get a coating which is hydro-and-other-things-phobic so stuff doesn't stick to your vehicle.