UnlawfulStupid
UnlawfulStupid t1_j39kagq wrote
Reply to comment by rreyes1988 in Violence breaks out as Mexico arrests son of ‘El Chapo’ Guzman by Asbew
Why bother when they have all the willing recruits they could ever use? It would only hurt them to start conscripting and torturing their own people.
UnlawfulStupid t1_j2w0rq9 wrote
Reply to comment by AvramBelinsky in Florida sheriff: Burglars call 911 to get help moving stuff by dragonbits
I was just making a joke about someone being over nine hundred years old.
UnlawfulStupid t1_j2tqqi5 wrote
Reply to comment by mywan in Florida sheriff: Burglars call 911 to get help moving stuff by dragonbits
> I'm older than 911.
Dang, that's old. Suspiciously old. Like, "made a profane deal at a crossroads" old.
Hmm...
UnlawfulStupid t1_j267ixm wrote
Reply to comment by Valuable-Island3015 in South Korea lifts ban on imported sex dolls by GZAofTheMidwest
Honestly, given the rate we're going forward in robotics, AI, and (apparently) sex doll technology, I wouldn't be surprised if we get a sex robot in the next thirty years. There will be shops everywhere to rent one for those who can't own.
Then the only question that remains would be: Do you get one $300 hookerbot or 300 $1 hookerbots?
UnlawfulStupid t1_j26732n wrote
Reply to comment by mikeydmac in South Korea lifts ban on imported sex dolls by GZAofTheMidwest
Yeah, so long as it's not harming anyone, why should any of us care? Odd or no, it's an inanimate object, and they own it, so they're allowed to fuck it.
My ancestors fought and died for my right to fuck a toaster, and I'll be damned if I cede even one millimeter of dick to Uncle Sam.
UnlawfulStupid t1_izxwoqx wrote
Reply to comment by GaiusJuliusCaesar7 in TIL of former Governor's Councilor Herbert Connolly, who in 1988 arrived to the polls too late to cast a ballot for himself and lost by a single vote. by motownmods
> We'd been out knocking doors during the day in his area, got to his and knocked as a laugh. He saw us, smiled, started to say hi, then shouted "oh shit" and took off at a full sprint down the garden path.
Funny if you're a campaign worker. Funnier if you're a police officer.
UnlawfulStupid t1_ise7c0r wrote
Reply to comment by Hellsbellsbeans in TIL that Napoleon once gave an ornately decorated tiara (a crown) to the pope with 3345 precious jewels inlaid into it. This was actually intended to be an insult, as the tiara weighed 18 pounds and was too small to fit on a human head. by Specific_Success_875
Wasn't it (also?) because his personal guards were all chosen due to their large sizes, so he looked small by comparison? Or is that another myth?
UnlawfulStupid t1_j67kgio wrote
Reply to comment by justAnotherLedditor in New York should pay Cuomo's legal fees in suit, judge rules by LimitedSwimmer
It would also be a major win for those corporations and wealthy individuals who use lawsuits to bankrupt poorer individuals that are inconvenient to them. Patent trolls would love it.