I’ve just signed a contract to have one installed and you will not believe the pushback I hit from several of the bigger name plumbers. One company wouldn’t even take the job and two wanted to charge over $2k for labor. I ended up going with an independent plumber.

To cook with bottled water.

Yes, everything closed down. It’s a ghost town now.

Flint Michigan managed.

Well if airportparkingreservations.com says it, it must be true.

The ESB Twitter account trolled the shit out of Portnoy.

The ESB changes the colors almost every night. It’s a gimmick.

What kind of savage eats a croissant any time but in the morning? Jesus Christ I might as well be living in a jungle with chimps.

There is one person on my social media that is upset over this and he’s a cop that lives on Long Island. This is the demographic I’d expect to care, hahaha.

The colors of the winning team was going to be on the Empire State Building. NYC isn’t as provincial as Philadelphia. Most Giants fans don’t even live in the city.

ETA: see, even the Empire State Building has jokes about this. https://imgur.com/a/33girAH

I don’t understand how headlights don’t come on automatically when the wipers are deployed. It should be standard.

There are places that pour 6oz and a lot of people think this is normal or standard but it’s not.

Austin was okay but it was in the middle of Texas so we moved. What would you like to know about it specifically.

I lived in Texas. We really weren’t at a breaking point. Maybe a couple of towns but the state was fine. I have no idea what you’re talking about and I suspect you don’t either.

What’s keeping you from moving?

You’re so butthurt that PA will flip blue that you’re lashing out with this post. No one is upset. Finish your tantrum and then turn on Fox News. Your life, miserable as it is, will go on.