WhatKindOfADeal
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j6b20zw wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
A walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j6ab167 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Someone broke into my house and stole 20% of my couch. by vartha
You have it all wrong, it’s because they did remove 20% of the actual couch. Just happened to be the area op blindly plops down every day after work. However, in this instance, he smashed ass first into the hard wooden floor. So yeah ouch indeed!!!
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j669j5z wrote
Reply to Difference between a baby and a $25 steak? by [deleted]
A bag of cocaine
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j5xckhj wrote
Depends
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j28d5q6 wrote
Something is wrong in this joke
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j285kz5 wrote
Reply to Eat popcorn! by VNsDABESTWoTBPlayer1
No
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j1y3x2j wrote
Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes
Don’t you firget about me
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j0mobw3 wrote
Reply to comment by AcademicApplication1 in Rough landing by Protowhale
Good Will Punning
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j04hrw6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
It wasn’t that good!
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j6g4o3h wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in A blond and a lawyer are flying to Cleveland by hoosyourdaddyo
Except for Lance Armdong