Yup, that's a proper fu. If I'm your coworker, I'm not positive you'll be there the next day. Or the next. My brother took a train exit. Traumatized a first time engineer, because a lot of people take the train exit, but it was his first run. Pieces of my brother were scattered for quite a way along the track.

If you're actively suicidal, I hope you look into whatever seems like it could help for you. There are things in life worth sticking around for.

If something needs said, something like, "Yeah, sometimes I get sad, and one of my coping mechanisms is dark humor. Don't worry, if I don't show up to work, it'll be because I got a better job that pays more, har har."

It has, instead, been used to generate fake news, most namely over at CNET, who has apologized profusely.

But it'll be good for the economy, didn't you see? The part where it says "Breakthroughs in quantum optimization could also be impactful to the financial sector (risk-analysis and financial portfolio optimization)."

The people who can afford quantum computers will be able to make the most money on the stock market.

Register as much surprise as that merits.