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Tom won't stop talking about Dianetics

"Can you come back later? We just woke up."

"Jesus, Gary! You almost got us killed!"

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New Kaiju just dropped.

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Ice Quokkream

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• “You speak like a poet, but you punch like one too!”

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Frank Clark on an ISS Space Walk

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a lil paddlefish in the knee."

Sweetums

They look like something out of The Voynich Manuscript.

I can't find any reference to a first wife online, though, and a few sources called Myrna his first wife. I think he used his influence to bury those references.

Why would having children who are older than your wife make anybody more accepting of his Jerry Springer lifestyle?

The only way I can personally comprehend and justify Joe's continued relevance is that Virginia voters are mostly uninformed morons.

I seem to remember Joe having a previous ex-wife, but she seems to be scrubbed from the Internet. This could be a Mandela effect thing, but I remember it too.

Myrna alluded to it in her IG post (1, 2): she was a client's step-daughter.

He will keep running, and idiots who never look at the local news and vote only on name recognition will keep voting for him. We thought his days were numbered when he was just a convicted pedophile, but he not only took back his Delegate seat, he later became a State Senator. I don't think "divorced convicted pedophile" makes that much of a difference.

He lost that one, but he's still a State Senator for two more years. Motherfucker Daughterfucker(?) just keeps running for office from office.

Sweet Jesus. This is why I thank our stars for my wife, who knows I should never be seen dancing in front of cameras.

At the risk of sounding ignorant, what moonwalk?

>Fucking scumbag is worse than we thought.

This is exactly as bad as I've known him to be for years.

Joe Morrissey is the only Democrat the fired MAGA strip club manager Mike Dickinson likes (after he fell out with Kim Gray). If you wanna know who the real groomers are, look for the people whining loudly about imaginary "groomers," then look at those people's idols.

He was literally elected FROM JAIL in the special election for his own seat, which he had to vacate after his conviction for sex crimes against the 17-year-old girl who later became the very ex-wife who just wrote the post in the OP.

One of the very last things Gov. Ralph "I Don't Remember if I Wore Black Face or a Klan Hood in My Yearbook Photo" Northam did in office—one year ago, tomorrow—was to pardon Joe Morrissey from that conviction.

Joe Morrissey was always a fucking scumbag, and somehow he keeps getting elected.