Not sure why you focused on the "what are you having" part of it since that was the only one that made sense since not knowing the gender and "figuring it out" when the child is born isn't really weird at all. Saying it's annoying instead of exciting seems like a bigger deal to me.

Also it would definitely not have been weird or awkward to just say you misheard and you do infact not have a kid on the way.

What I don't understand is why increased grip would change it when the area you grip is not the area that is effected by the circumcision. Not sure what I have said is dishonest..

What does circumcision has to do with the grip? I at least do not grip the head, just the shaft so why would that change anything?

I never understood why people develop death grip, to me gripping harder doesn't feel better.

Don't worry about it. It was just a little funny.

Excuse me but what names were changed?

I got a bit panicky once as well when I used google to search something while driving so I had to speak to the mic instead of typing but google thought I said porn. I don't remember what I wanted to say but this was on my work phone and I don't know if they are monitored for keywords or something. Scared the shit out of me.

It is great that you feel this way, nudes are an insane show of trust so you shouldn't take that lightly but I feel that you have misunderstood how the cloud works and backing up photos. These photos are not public, they are only available to you, you can make them public but even then people need the link to your page to see them so the odds anyone could have seen them even if you had them up for 2 years would be miniscule, 2h is just you being VERY paranoid. Sorry to say this but you talking to her about this only made her worry about something that was completely risk free.

But if both of you are so paranoid about having nude on the Internet then why not get a cheap Polaroid camera and do a little photo shoot, could be really fun.

I'm a dude but I have never misjudged the size of my own ass when wiping. I can't even fathom how that would happen, it's your own body. I can understand if you are drunk out of your mind but a sober person should not misjudge the position of their asshole.