_dantastic t1_j2fhp5l wrote on December 31, 2022 at 10:00 PM

Reply to My penis may not be 12 inches long but I'm told that it... by CrazyKZG

I'm hung like a baby. 8lbs 12oz, 19 inches.

_dantastic t1_j2faaxu wrote on December 31, 2022 at 9:05 PM

Reply to Woman are a lot like roller coasters by Just_A_Pirate391

You wait in line for hours for just for 1 minute of fun.

_dantastic t1_j21ph8p wrote on December 29, 2022 at 12:42 AM

Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA

About $2000 an hour.

_dantastic t1_j1zuhr4 wrote on December 28, 2022 at 5:10 PM

Reply to If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool

Preach.

_dantastic t1_j1zre5v wrote on December 28, 2022 at 4:50 PM

Reply to comment by Funky_Dancing_Gnome in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun

Birds of a feather flock together.

_dantastic t1_j1zlfmb wrote on December 28, 2022 at 4:10 PM

Reply to comment by Pixearity in My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun

Lol. Thanks. Folks obviously gave me the bird for that comment.

_dantastic t1_j1yqxgz wrote on December 28, 2022 at 11:39 AM

Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun

And your cockatoo.

_dantastic OP t1_j1ue2iy wrote on December 27, 2022 at 1:53 PM

Reply to comment by mcramsay in Which of King Arthur's knights was chosen to make the round table? by _dantastic

HAHAHAHA

_dantastic OP t1_j1u4kme wrote on December 27, 2022 at 12:15 PM

Reply to comment by Clozegoose97 in Which of King Arthur's knights was chosen to make the round table? by _dantastic

He was always a cut above the rest.

_dantastic t1_j1n0gus wrote on December 25, 2022 at 7:15 PM

Reply to Yo mama so fat.. by johnwick76

she thinks gravy is an after dinner cocktail.

_dantastic OP t1_j16gwnx wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:38 AM

Reply to comment by panidermo in I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. by _dantastic

Why did the disappointed redditor click the joke? To get to the other sigh.

_dantastic OP t1_j16eawn wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:18 AM

Reply to comment by awkimballjr in I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. by _dantastic

Cocaine.

_dantastic t1_j0kp8yb wrote on December 17, 2022 at 11:14 AM

Reply to Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper? by MudakMudakov

Jesus: "Water for everyone!"

Waiter: "May I see your ID?"

_dantastic t1_iyfefu6 wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:58 PM

Reply to What do you call a priest who always lies? by ShadowRylander

Normal

_dantastic OP t1_iyfd98h wrote on November 30, 2022 at 11:49 PM

Reply to comment by HoogerMan in What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? by _dantastic

A perfect joke. Thank you.

_dantastic t1_ixme2dt wrote on November 24, 2022 at 3:29 PM

Reply to Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. by ChewyNutCluster

I just seen this YouTube video about this...absolutely true!

_dantastic t1_ixh513s wrote on November 23, 2022 at 12:15 PM

Reply to Henry Winkler sits down on an airplane. The flight attendant comes over and ask him if he would like free head phones. by whaddayagondo

She touched his one eyed winkler.

_dantastic t1_ixh4cad wrote on November 23, 2022 at 12:07 PM

Reply to I just came across an old photo of my wife's mum by Wallygonk

She had the whitest teeth I've ever came across.

_dantastic