I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Submitted by _dantastic t3_zs64sn on December 22, 2022 at 12:07 AM in Jokes I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping. 6 comments 38
antoinetros t1_j16emhh wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:21 AM A shoelace walked into a bar and tries to order a drink... The bartender says, ‟I am sorry, but we don’t serve shoelaces here” The shoelace goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair. The shoelace goes back into the bar and orders again. The bartender asks, ‟Are not you that shoelace that was just in here?” The shoelace replied, ‟No, I am a frayed knot.” Permalink 7
awkimballjr t1_j16dtac wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:15 AM How did you get them down from the power line? Permalink 2 _dantastic OP t1_j16eawn wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:18 AM Cocaine. Permalink Parent 2
panidermo t1_j16f7x4 wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:25 AM The only reason I still click on these is with the hopes someone has slightly altered the joke. Alas, I am disappointed once again. Permalink 2 _dantastic OP t1_j16gwnx wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:38 AM Why did the disappointed redditor click the joke? To get to the other sigh. Permalink Parent 13
_dantastic OP t1_j16gwnx wrote on December 22, 2022 at 12:38 AM Why did the disappointed redditor click the joke? To get to the other sigh. Permalink Parent 13
muscleliker6656 t1_j17m498 wrote on December 22, 2022 at 6:40 AM Are you tippin or you tripping? 😂 Permalink 1
antoinetros t1_j16emhh wrote
A shoelace walked into a bar and tries to order a drink...
The bartender says, ‟I am sorry, but we don’t serve shoelaces here”
The shoelace goes back outside, ties himself up, and messes up his hair.
The shoelace goes back into the bar and orders again.
The bartender asks, ‟Are not you that shoelace that was just in here?”
The shoelace replied, ‟No, I am a frayed knot.”