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b4dt0ny t1_jdx2od3 wrote
Reply to comment by s_decoy in LPT: if you hear any animal noises above, below, or in your walls, or smell any weird smells - have someone come check it out ASAP. by [deleted]
Hahaha! That took a dark turn! Wasn’t expecting that ending.
b4dt0ny t1_jdl6yf1 wrote
Reply to comment by HaikuBotStalksMe in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
Of course they ✂️. How else are they supposed to make babby?
b4dt0ny t1_jdk7ec2 wrote
Reply to comment by Key_Wallaby4604 in TIFU by being too friendly by Key_Wallaby4604
You should double down and go back and ask her where they went on their honeymoon
b4dt0ny t1_ja9n7l3 wrote
Now do it while the condom is on a penis and I’ll be impressed
b4dt0ny t1_je23eqg wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a guy I always check him out by myotheracct_is7yo
Next thing you know… he’s going to show up at the counter with Magnum condoms when he gets his next refill and ask you to ring him up