Well, until the court makes him and he’s stuck at sticker price.

And tweeting under the ads to increase his own impressions.

Literally one of the cliffhangers in The Haunted Mask book was biting into a sandwich

I’d rather be lost with a moist map

I don’t think you understand what they were going for with Leia.

The whole plot about Leia trying to get a kiss was not out of some lustful nature but because she felt behind compared to her friends, especially in comparison to the guy she was interested in. So her chasing down a kiss was literally her trying to accomplish a goal tied to her sense of maturity. I’d go as far as to say that she’s one of the more tame members of the group, so your characterization is rather odd.

She’s not rewarded for her behavior for the 4th of July as we see from Eric and Donna’s reaction, especially the former who had to be thoroughly convinced to let her stay. And we see this even further when Donna literally drives all the way to Wisconsin on the mere assumption that her daughter is having sex.

I understand the points you’re trying to make but at the same time some of these takes are a little misconstrued.

Even the Lord has to rest from watching Ridiculousness on Sundays