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blackbutterfree t1_jdhmwy5 wrote
Reply to My boyfriend went missing in Glacier National Park. I think I know what happened to him. by ArtIntoArtemis
I think I know what happened to him, too. You realized he was an abusive, controlling prick and stabbed him, then pushed him off a cliff. Please tell me that's what happened.
blackbutterfree t1_jcant2s wrote
Reply to My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3
I would've slept with him too, he sounds like a hot merman daddy.
blackbutterfree t1_j8n08j9 wrote
Reply to Ever since I woke up from surgery, everyone tells me that I’m married to a man I’ve never met. by PeaceSim
A hot devoted husband and a kid you didn't have to push out? Sign me up, even if it is for just a few years.
blackbutterfree t1_j6y36ro wrote
> I scare wee lassies. I don’t mean it. I’m just too big, too wide, too tinged with an air of unrestrained brutality.
Fuck, you sound like my type of man. Ditch the haunted freakshow and come take me on the ride of my life.
blackbutterfree t1_j5oudk4 wrote
Paul fucked around and found out, good riddance.
blackbutterfree t1_j3mt0c9 wrote
Reply to comment by Separate_Operation52 in I used to visit a fair in my dreams by deathbykoolaidman
I don't think Dr. Azrail is Azrael, mostly because he seemed to delight in taking Gabriel away from Gracie.
Azrael is supposed to be benevolent.
blackbutterfree t1_j1vf5kw wrote
Reply to I got a mail-order husband by BlairDaniels
> impressive biceps and pecs
Bitch, if you don't want him, I'll take him. Especially if he's anatomically correct. I'll learn to live with the beige eyes.
blackbutterfree t1_j02xt7n wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [EU] The CIA are trying to kill Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They don't know he's Superman, he's just a really good journalist and is getting too close to some things the government wants to keep secret. by Affectionate_Bit_722
I'm pretty sure this is like an actual comic story lol
blackbutterfree t1_iyezxgj wrote
Reply to comment by humanpersonguy69 in [WP] Your wife has an estranged sister that you have never met. She was murdered in a cold case soon after you were married. You brush off your wife’s new strange behaviour after the murder as grief. Until you find an old family photo of your wife as a kid, you shiver as you realise… they’re twins. by AUFunmacy
I only know because of Naruto. 🤣 The characters Neji and Hinata refer to each other as brother and sister because despite being cousins, their fathers are identical twins, so they’re genetically half-siblings (due to their different mothers).
But twins have different fingerprints and I think different dental records. So I can’t wait to see where this story goes!
blackbutterfree t1_iyebnwp wrote
Reply to comment by humanpersonguy69 in [WP] Your wife has an estranged sister that you have never met. She was murdered in a cold case soon after you were married. You brush off your wife’s new strange behaviour after the murder as grief. Until you find an old family photo of your wife as a kid, you shiver as you realise… they’re twins. by AUFunmacy
Twins have the same DNA, though lol It's the fingerprints you gotta check. Even twins have wildly different prints.
blackbutterfree t1_iyea2aj wrote
Reply to [WP] Your wife has an estranged sister that you have never met. She was murdered in a cold case soon after you were married. You brush off your wife’s new strange behaviour after the murder as grief. Until you find an old family photo of your wife as a kid, you shiver as you realise… they’re twins. by AUFunmacy
A vase whizzed past my head, causing me to jump in shock.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" roared my husband, rushing up to pin me between his massive arms. I shrunk against the wall, terrified.
"What are you talking about? I'm your wife!" I cried, seeing fear and rage in his eyes, and something else. Something... unhinged.
"Are you? Because you changed after we got married. After your sister died. Y'know, I always thought it was weird that you didn't want me to meet her. But now, finding the picture? It all makes sense. You replaced her. You killed my Natalie, and you took her place." He removed one of his arms and dug around in his back pocket, pulling out a picture of my twin sister and I when we were teenagers; hugging, smiling, wearing intentionally ugly matching outfits.
"You... you think I'm Helen?" I gasped, my voice quivering and my knees shaking as I reached for the photo. I held it lovingly, anger growing in me as I knew he'd found the photo by rummaging through my things.
"I know you're Helen. Our daughter doesn't look at you the same way she used to. You don't smell the same way you used to. You stand different, walk different. You don't like your favorite foods anymore. Trauma can change a person a lot, Helen, but it can't do that." he was raving, ranting, beginning to pace throughout our living room.
"My sister, my Helen, died in another state, James! I wasn't anywhere near her that night! I was here, with you, planning OUR WEDDING DAY. Remember that? Lovely ceremony, about 3 years ago? And you're right, I have changed! And it's not just trauma!" I said, opening the hallway closet to grab a broom for the vase shards, "I wanted to do something, anything to keep my sister alive. So I started using her favorite beauty products, hence the smell change. I salvaged some of her favorite clothes and heels from the donation piles, thus my posture change. You walk different in stilettos than you do in flats, James. Corsets make you stand straighter, James. I've changed intentionally, to be more like Helen, to keep her alive in me."
I could see the gears turning in his head; logic was winning out. "But what about Ava?"
"She's SIX, James! She doesn't want to be glued at her mother's hip all day anymore! She wants to play with dolls and run around the backyard and eat fuckin' lip gloss!" I filled the dustpan and emptied out the shards into the trash, heartbeat racing.
Somewhere above us, I heard a shuffling and a thud. "Great, she was eavesdropping. I'll go soothe her while you sit down and think about what the hell you just said to me." I said, wiping my hands on my apron and walking upstairs.
"Ava, honey? Are you all right?" I said, knocking on her open door.
"Mommy, why is daddy so scary lately?" she hugged my waist, hiding herself in the folds of my skirt, "Is it because of the accident?"
"Yes, baby. It's because of the accident." I said, smoothing down her hair.
James used to ride a motorcycle every day. Used to. One day last year, he got t-boned by one of those little ice-cube shaped mini-cars. Flew 30 feet. The phone call I got from the hospital filled me with the kind of dread I'd only ever felt once before; when I was informed by my parents that my twin sister had been found shot in her local park while jogging, a casualty of a gang's civil war.
He was in a coma with severe brain swelling for a full month. And when he woke up, he was different. More aggressive, more paranoid. Gaps in his memory. The doctors said it was a miracle he survived. As I held my sobbing daughter in my arms, and faintly heard my husband booking a session with his therapist downstairs, I wondered if it was any miracle at all.
blackbutterfree t1_iwutizv wrote
Reply to comment by Royal_Yesterday in I was in a bus crash with five other passengers. After the crash, there were six by RobertMort
But there were seven passengers; Harry and OP, Momoa lookalike and phone dude, lip filler lady and the teen couple.
blackbutterfree t1_iuj4h9j wrote
Reply to I don't know why you're coming to me for this, but sure, I'll give you a tour of the house! by girl_from_the_crypt
Y'know, for a brutally murdered dead chick, you sure are chipper lol
blackbutterfree t1_itxz5vt wrote
Reply to comment by catriana816 in I live in a National Park and the Things inside won't let me leave (Part One) by ClearTheKing
But Lake Champlain’s surrounding area doesn’t have mines. Mines are primarily in the Western US.
blackbutterfree t1_itv09wb wrote
Reply to I live in a National Park and the Things inside won't let me leave (Part One) by ClearTheKing
Is this Colorado? It sounds like the usual shit I'd expect from Rocky Mountain National Park. Especially the fairies.
blackbutterfree t1_it2fkhj wrote
My instant thought was that killer in the backseat thing lol But yeah, good luck getting rid of that thing.
blackbutterfree t1_it2fhad wrote
Reply to comment by Spare-Performance409 in People keep flashing their high beams at me by BlairDaniels
Damn, that's one hard penis, then.
blackbutterfree t1_irbku0x wrote
I knew it. I knew it. I thought he was living under the living room, but I knew he was living in the house.
blackbutterfree t1_jdvprdu wrote
Reply to I found an abandoned Nissan in the Alaska bush, what happened afterward haunts me to this day. by Lynthelia
Definitely some Wendigos. Weird that they were wearing primitive looking clothing, though... I'm not Alaskan, Canadian or Inuit, and most of my Wendigo knowledge comes from Marvel Comics, but I've never heard of them being immortal, or long-lived. Which this group must've been if they were wearing primitive clothes.
Anyways, Adventure Girl you sounds like a bad bitch, and I hope you heal from your trauma someday and let her stretch her legs. I'd definitely be down to hop on a road trip with her.