I gave the cats half a bag of catnip and my chonky boy cat got all wild, went on a rampage against all wrapping paper, gift bags, and boxes, then ran in random zig zags for a bit before eating a ton of cat food then passing out. It’s been a good day so far

The most logical answer is obviously a haunting, this time of year typically it’s important to keep an eye out for ghosts trying to peddle either a “Christmas past” or “Christmas future” sort of agenda.

I thought it was going to be video games

A small Komodo dragon would probably get your squirrel problem under control in no time