bobhand17123 t1_je89s91 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:11 AM

Reply to comment by bigedthebad in The moon has seen everything that’s ever happened to mankind/womankind by [deleted]

We’ll, it might care. Oh right, no eyes or brain!

bobhand17123 t1_je7z835 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:47 AM

Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk

Like when my wife and I announced her first pregnancy to a friend (not family FFS) by casually setting out prenatal vitamins, someone could announce your impending murder by leaving your death certificate where you will find it.

bobhand17123 t1_jdrcrv7 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 4:16 PM

Reply to There just aren't any realistic recreations of dinosaurs taking a dump. by AtlasShrunked

There are, but creators just keep them for private viewing. Have you forgotten Rule 34?

bobhand17123 t1_jadxguk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:10 PM

Reply to We have all at some point unknowingly had a normal conversation with someone wearing a buttplug by [deleted]

Maybe it was just OP’s round-about way of saying they’ve had a normal conversation with every human. Or maybe just every Redditor.

Edit for clarity.