When I read the title I honestly wondered if we went to the same college... At the end of my first year, right around test times, a classmate disappeared for like 4 days.

Where was he? Turns out he was on acid and had 'escaped' his trip sitters, and fucked off into the woods around campus and just.... lived in nature for a few days.

"Have you finally sacrificed your mind to your diety, Brother Anself?"
That line is amazing. Absolutely cracked me up!

Edited to fix the quote properly:)