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buzzonga t1_izh8ska wrote
FTL suppression field. We gonna be here a looooonnnnng time.
buzzonga t1_iwtjiyw wrote
Reply to Astronomer locked out of Twitter for meteor video flagged as 'intimate content' by Aggravating_Pie7747
Didn't everybody leave twitter anyway?
buzzonga t1_iwp0g2m wrote
Reply to Company fined after worker dies from fall into pot of molten iron twice as hot as lava by habichuelacondulce
I'm feeling $145,000 is a little low for this one.
buzzonga t1_iwi3bl6 wrote
Sauerkraut, lots and lots of sauerkraut.
buzzonga t1_iwi22cp wrote
Reply to Van Wert Co. Sheriff: 25 to 40 thousand minks with a diet consisting of 'fresh kills' released from farm by FancyFrostFire
We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes.
They'll wipe out the minks.
But aren't the snakes even worse?
Yes, but we're prepared for that.
We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Then we're stuck with gorillas!
No, that's the beautiful part.
When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
buzzonga t1_isotfti wrote
Reply to comment by A_Flamboyant_Warlock in Personal lubricant made from cow mucus may protect against HIV by Leprechan_Sushi
Some folks will pay extra for this
buzzonga t1_ir94fe5 wrote
Reply to Adult entertainment club's event at Texas golf course surprises high school golf team by Capt_Foxch
Worst teacher evar.
buzzonga t1_ir70srz wrote
If the deer had burst into flames that would reaally have been something.
buzzonga t1_ir3ye1r wrote
Awesome to hear that they got that barn door locked up nice and tight.
buzzonga t1_j1l6cpm wrote
Reply to Police discover underground drug lab at home in Granada Hills by H4km4N
That guy liked to take drugs with his drugs. Then after that he would have some more drugs.
Dang near a pharmacy.