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Thomasnaste420 t1_ir8idgc wrote

“One of the team's coaches immediately canceled practice and all players contacted their parents to pick them up.”

Anyone who thinks a high school boys golf team contacted their parents immediately is crazy

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XeroThroatsRand t1_ir8jzxo wrote

"forced to contact parents"

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GlobalTravelR t1_ir9dk12 wrote

Pretends to call "Hello dad, can you pick me up? Oh, you're busy at work, but you'll pick me up in a couple of hours? What's that? Don't go with anyone else because there's someplace you need to take me right from the golf course? OK, I'll wait at the club house until then. Bye!

Sorry coach, dad says I have to stick around because he needs to pick me up from here.

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VaginaPirate t1_ir8oyl8 wrote

it’s not the schools course. gtfo, good luck on the next 20 years coach,

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mpfritz t1_ir9qsw8 wrote

Sadly, there will be more action over this than following a school shooting…

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grelgen t1_ir8nt37 wrote

Paid for by the "Keep Austin Weird" campaign

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justbadthings t1_ir8rif8 wrote

Well clearly this town needs some stricter decency laws to prevent organizations like that!

handmaid tail theme plays softly in the background

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BaconIsAVeg2 t1_ir93ric wrote

It's probably that damn rock music! They need to cancel it, along with ALL dancing!

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menlindorn t1_ir9m8o8 wrote

A perfect opportunity to teach them to play amidst distraction, ruined. Would have been enjoyable, too. But coach had to fuck it up.

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InSanic13 t1_ir9nxnc wrote

Sounds like the Golf Course thought that club was just doing a normal tournament and didn't realize they were going to get frisky.

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eighty2angelfan t1_ir9nyzj wrote

I went spur of the moment in SoCal to a course having an event like this. Guy were putting into girls spread legs. It was entertaining. Not sure who scheduled high school and this event together but seems a mistake.

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CatsOrb t1_ir9wlv0 wrote

I say good lol

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microgiant t1_ir9zoqa wrote

I honestly can't imagine the mindset of a high school golf team. I mean, when I was in high school, I'd have LOVED to see a bunch of strippers, but... I didn't play golf. Do people who play golf in high school think like regular humans?

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versebadger1 t1_irbizkv wrote

Only shock here is that schools have golf teams.

Wtaf. There are classes of 40 out there in rundown buildings with the teachers buying the kids pens and books, and Jo facilities to play any sports at all, but there's a golf team at Lord Poshingtons For Whites or whatever.

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zubaz69 t1_irplc3f wrote

The word is delighted

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ChanThe4th t1_ir8x9i2 wrote

I feel about as happy for this as I am about the drag show for toddlers.

I'm really not liking how much hyper sexualized exposure -children- are getting. I don't care about your orientation kids need to be able to grow up in a somewhat dignified environment.

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cthuluwamp t1_ir974n3 wrote

yeah, i agree, let's get rid of cheerleaders at football games too while we're at it

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