What i choose to take from this is: That there's a giant colony of ants located in the earths core locked in a perpetual battle of tug of war which is keeping the earth from falling out of orbit and crashing into the sun.

So what are the universes secrets, and how do they work?

I had the same thing happen to me except the fire company had to use a saw to cut my head out from the railing, oh and I was only 4 or 5.