cstrand31
cstrand31 t1_j25i7ka wrote
Reply to If the Big Bang was the end of a previous universe, then could a strong enough telescope see into the previous universe? by [deleted]
No. The Big Bang is the beginning of this universe. The Big Crunch would’ve been the ending of any theoretical previous universe.
cstrand31 t1_iydz0wo wrote
Reply to comment by baran15 in Krispy Kreme to the MOON by [deleted]
The Venn diagram of “memes” and “DD” on this sub is just a circle. The flair is meaningless at this point.
cstrand31 t1_iydxjp6 wrote
Reply to Krispy Kreme to the MOON by [deleted]
Did you know saying “not financial advice” literally protects you from nothing in a court of law? Even worse are the dipshits that shorten it to “nfa”, which is about as useful protection as a mesh condom. It’s like saying “this is not a robbery” as you are robbing a bank. Saying you’re not doing the thing that you’re very clearly doing is not a legal defense.
Also, donuts are a shit stock if you’re trying to make money. People don’t buy more donuts just because it’s Christmas. So “unlimited profit” seems like a bit of a stretch.
cstrand31 t1_iydw9co wrote
Reply to comment by Confident_Weird3353 in Michael Burry by Jackd2thaTits
“First time in history” - wut? He’s a hedge fund manager, not Jesus Christ. Saying anything he did should be “cherished” is just really fucking weird man. You’re giving off some real sycophant vibes.
cstrand31 t1_iyduspk wrote
Reply to comment by Confident_Weird3353 in Michael Burry by Jackd2thaTits
I mean, don’t break your arm jerking the guy off. Yeah, he made some money but he did bet against the American economy and he’s kind of an asshole to boot.
cstrand31 t1_iydskpf wrote
Reply to comment by Confident_Weird3353 in Michael Burry by Jackd2thaTits
Exactly my point. What burry did specifically wasn’t what OP is doing.
cstrand31 t1_iydrpeb wrote
Reply to comment by Confident_Weird3353 in Michael Burry by Jackd2thaTits
What I mean is, it wasn’t available to the average dipshit on Reddit. Especially one who’s asking these types of questions. OP might as well just be asking “how me am making moneys? Give moneys pleeze” Like, it’s entirely IYKYK situation. And if you don’t, you don’t.
cstrand31 t1_iycz7ki wrote
Reply to comment by Confident_Weird3353 in Michael Burry by Jackd2thaTits
So then that would fall under “you probably can’t afford it” ,right?
cstrand31 t1_iybgx74 wrote
Reply to Apple is guilty of opposing free speech in America, standing against China's revolutionaries and pro CCP. Will stock go up or down for Xmas? by goodnewsjimdotcom
I think you might have the right idea if you’re trying to be like musk. Take a bunch of money and short apple. As long as you’re both just burning cash, might as well pull the lever on those 0dte SPY calls. Jackass.
cstrand31 t1_iybargh wrote
Reply to Michael Burry by Jackd2thaTits
If you have to ask, you probably can’t afford it, or don’t know the right people to access it. If it was easy and accessible for every John q dipshit, then everybody would be doing it.
cstrand31 t1_iy6jner wrote
Reply to comment by DimesOnHisEyes in Apple by Joe_mother124
Yeah, that’s not a secret. Nobody gives a shit. Not even gonna move the needle.
cstrand31 t1_iy6irtx wrote
Reply to Apple by Joe_mother124
Elon isn’t even a blip on the radar for apple. Remember, apple holds the keys to his apps success in their hands. Not the other way around. An iPhone still works without the Twitter app. Twitter, the company, has far less market share if people need to manually navigate to the web app instead of using the native app. Elon can fuck all the way off into the sun in one of his rockets.
cstrand31 t1_iuka89g wrote
Reply to comment by EthereumNecklace in I’ve bought thousands of options, never got this notice before. Ahh, crime by mmitchell_77
Crypto markets are.
cstrand31 t1_iujsgiz wrote
Anything you can’t understand = “crime”
cstrand31 t1_iugidp2 wrote
He’s gonna need to make up for those lost ad dollars somewhere. Might as well fleece a few sheep.
cstrand31 t1_j2b5bvo wrote
Reply to One off Bond movies: Can it work? by djalekks
Wasn’t this just how it was for the first 20 bond movies? Yeah bond was the same character but there wasn’t really a bond “universe” to speak of. They were all just one-offs.