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dwimber t1_jdssies wrote
Reply to I see your “everything is Jewish” posts and I raise you the worst I’ve ever seen by sammyf0712
Isn't that a method of circumcision? Yep.
Well, I was close... It's supposed to prevent infection after a circumcision.
Why is some old guy's mouth the best option? What about triple-antibiotic and a band-aid instead? Also, why are we still cutting off babies foreskins?
dwimber t1_jctlq9r wrote
Reply to comment by MartonianJ in I have to know by Many-Map5137
Like how I will go to Burger King when I've forgotten what diarrhea feels like.
dwimber t1_jbtvu42 wrote
Reply to It’s official, Springfield is hell. by bobbyandspunky
Country Girl's in front of the east sunshine Sam's Club.
They make a killer Cuban sandwich.
dwimber t1_jbhawv4 wrote
Reply to Looking to make friends! by slk1722
Can you explain what a diamond painting is?
dwimber t1_jaqxyx4 wrote
Reply to comment by muddpie4785 in How are we *really* feeling? by PossibleReporter6873
You need a hug, but with that attitude I doubt anyone wants to give you one.
dwimber t1_jap7ke2 wrote
Reply to How are we *really* feeling? by PossibleReporter6873
I'm good. Work is ok. Home life is good. Legal gummies are nice.
dwimber t1_j9d58ju wrote
Reply to comment by sgf-guy in Giant forks too! by aaphelion
Maybe they grew it there, and just waited for it to be big enough?
dwimber t1_j896j8o wrote
Reply to comment by ghost_of_dongerbot in I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords by dtjayhawk
ayy lmao
dwimber t1_j89680y wrote
Reply to comment by Maxwyfe in I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords by dtjayhawk
The aliens can keep Elvis. Bring back Robin Williams!
dwimber t1_j76j4s1 wrote
Reply to comment by Ganrokh in Yall thought Chick-fil-A traffic was bad, by the_honeyman
Hippos dispensary was selling recreational as of Friday.
dwimber t1_j6g9y7j wrote
Reply to LPT: Mute annoying gas pump commercials. by Mikebabb
This is different at every pump. The easiest way to deal with this is to avoid buying gas at stations that make you listen to commercials.
dwimber t1_j3ovrgs wrote
Reply to Nazi Punks Fuck Off-Busiek Edition by the_honeyman
Thanks for cleaning up after these inbred fuckers. It sure would be nice for someone to actually see them putting out these stickers.
dwimber t1_j2z2kgs wrote
Reply to What’s a radio jingle that makes you wanna grab the radio and toss it out the car? by ricardomilos-mp4
CAR STAR PAINT AND BODY. That twangy, atonal, nasal singing gets the channel changed every damn time.
dwimber t1_j1o8peu wrote
Reply to Home EV charger installations? by Ganrokh
Trinity electric. Great reputation, union electricians.
dwimber t1_j1ezlk6 wrote
Reply to Snowy Pet Peeves by ash-hole189
New option: it's fucking freezing, and the heater doesn't get hot until I arrive at my destination.
dwimber t1_j0qawdo wrote
Reply to comment by _ism_ in weed is legal 🪴 by ancientaroma79
I have waited this long, I can wait until February.
dwimber t1_izkjjre wrote
Reply to Little Caesars downtown by iced-macchiato
No, it isn't near gourmet, but there's someone very satisfying about eating an entire garbage pizza for $5. Now I know what I want for dinner!
dwimber t1_izgl10d wrote
Reply to weed is legal 🪴 by ancientaroma79
Can a person cross state lines, legally buy weed, and then legally carry it into Missouri?
dwimber t1_izcmz2g wrote
Reply to comment by wildweasel29 in A possible cult locally? by Deep-Sense-9546
Across from the chinese food place
dwimber t1_iysa6y1 wrote
Reply to comment by Realistic_Froyo_952 in Two men charged with stealing and damaging C.A.R.E. Animal Rescue Trailer; trailer stripped for parts by ash-hole189
Give em **********. We have no need for this garbage in our society. No place for them.
Edited before mods can complain
dwimber t1_iyqsqw7 wrote
Reply to comment by FedMilkerson in Electrician by FedMilkerson
What was the cause? Bad/ loose breaker?
dwimber t1_iyp3fop wrote
Reply to Electrician by FedMilkerson
Did you get someone to look at this?
dwimber t1_iyal77a wrote
Reply to Speaking of things everyone's seen by Punnchy
"Normies sprinkled with a bit of meth," represent!
dwimber t1_jeg1syn wrote
Reply to comment by SWMO19 in Hi, Springfield Americans! I am German and fascinated by the three missing women case by Ichhattekrebs
Sitting in the mercy cafeteria one day, one of the guys at my table said, "get, that guy over there is Randy Little." I loudly asked, "you mean the one that killed those 3 ladies?!?".
I don't know if he heard me, but the guys at my table looked pissed at me.