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dzhastin t1_jecxjk8 wrote
Reply to Good thing ACME restocked just in time... by misterfox20
Bottled water expires over time. (Well, the plastic does, not the water). If you’ve had a stash for a while check the expiration date, now might be a good time to restock
dzhastin t1_je7ew80 wrote
Reply to Philadelphia Residents Avoiding Tap Water After Catching Horrifying Glimpse Of Hairless, Wheezing Gritty by Wissahickon
“At press time, Philadelphia residents were seen hurling batteries at Gritty to put the mascot out of his misery.”
dzhastin t1_je3pzpy wrote
Reply to comment by Last-Relationship166 in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
I got the joke, I understand the cheap stereotype of the Irish all being alcoholics. I just don’t find it amusing or clever. It’s cheap and facile.
dzhastin t1_je3mblg wrote
Reply to comment by Last-Relationship166 in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
So because James Joyce liked to drink it’s okay to paint the Irish as alcoholics? How can you be intelligent enough to read Ulysses yet be so ignorant?
dzhastin t1_je3iga3 wrote
Reply to My mom in the early 80s by DotTraditional3096
This looks like someone’s last known photograph
dzhastin t1_je32gvt wrote
Reply to The Metamorphosis by me! by OgnjenPavkovicArt
The font sucks and totally doesn’t get the point of the book
dzhastin t1_je31ypx wrote
Reply to comment by Last-Relationship166 in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
I wasn’t going to go with the racism but fine, there you have it
dzhastin t1_je0l79i wrote
Reply to comment by Kraken160th in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
It’s oniony that someone opened a bar that doesn’t serve alcohol. That sounds like an oxymoron, like a zoo with no animals.
dzhastin t1_jdzsmgf wrote
Reply to comment by arpolo2000 in Pras Michel stands trial in Washington, D.C., for conspiracy and other charges #ccp #milesguo by koukouvagia777
Is that the guy who’s friends with Steve Bannon? That guy is a monster. Anyone involved with Bannon, Trump, all that mess belongs in prison
dzhastin t1_jb17cj7 wrote
Reply to comment by Blackfeathr in Uncyclopedia parody of Wikipedia! by Dry-Lie-7476
🌎 👩🚀 👈🏻 👩🚀
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dzhastin t1_jaj4qcd wrote
Reply to comment by criticalpwnage in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
I wouldn’t lie about something as important as Taco Monster
dzhastin t1_jainkk0 wrote
Reply to comment by KuhLealKhaos in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
The Dutch have weird names. There’s a famous Dutch scientist named BM Taco Monster.
dzhastin t1_j9jo0r3 wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Spanish transport secretary resigns after new trains too big for tunnels by metroracerUK
Famous last words…
dzhastin t1_j8rllkt wrote
Reply to comment by Marfall01 in [OC] Beyoncé now holds the record for most Grammy wins by any artist by giteam
Georg Solti and Pierre Boulez aren’t American either. They’re classical conductors
dzhastin t1_j65yil4 wrote
Reply to comment by Fuckfuckgoose69 in HoloLens AR actually makes soldiers less lethal, soldiers hate it | Report comes after Microsoft lays off various VR/AR employees by BlueLightStruct
It’s the Emperor’s Will! They will not refuse
dzhastin t1_j5ymwqq wrote
Reply to HoloLens AR actually makes soldiers less lethal, soldiers hate it | Report comes after Microsoft lays off various VR/AR employees by BlueLightStruct
They need to go full Warhammer and just patch the sensors directly into the soldiers’ brains. No heavy goggles to worry about, just a skull implant
dzhastin t1_j5wayym wrote
Reply to comment by BabylonDrifter in NASA to test nuclear thermal rocket engine for the first time in 50 years | CNN by dem676
If it fails to reach orbit for any reason then it will most certainly intersect with at least one planet.
dzhastin t1_j42yrme wrote
Reply to comment by Alimbiquated in How do giraffes breathe? by NimishApte
I learned how to circular breathe when I was in band. I once played the same note on my French horn for 5 straight minutes without stopping
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dzhastin t1_j235op0 wrote
Reply to comment by mikeymumbelz in Netanyahu set to retake power at head of far-right government by Smithy2232
Nobody’s blaming anybody for anything, but you can’t deny that people coming from an authoritarian environment with no concept of civil society might have different values. The way that Israel has rapidly lurched to the right since after the Russians started coming en masse can’t be an entire coincidence can it?
dzhastin t1_j2336fm wrote
Reply to In the future will we have random teens making movies like avatar with text prompts from their bedroom and flood the youtube? by village_aapiser
Mods, didn’t you say you were cracking down on these low effort discussion posts?
dzhastin t1_j231o6w wrote
Reply to comment by bigbabyjesus97 in Ship insurers to cancel war cover for Russia, Ukraine from Jan 1 by josh252
I think he looks more like an oyster crossed with a groundhog
dzhastin t1_j22zqhd wrote
Reply to comment by mikeymumbelz in Netanyahu set to retake power at head of far-right government by Smithy2232
It’s also the product of having an enormous number of immigrants from the ex-Soviet Union. No offense to Russians, but they’re not exactly known for their appreciation of civil society and democratic values.
dzhastin t1_jeefu0o wrote
Reply to [image] We all can be better by dee_castafiore
I’m already the reason why we have certain rules. I don’t think I can be both