finallyinfinite
finallyinfinite t1_j6bleij wrote
Reply to comment by PM_ME_SMALL__TIDDIES in [WP] A man finds a genie's bottle, complete with a real live genie. Instead of blindly asking for wishes, he first asks politely for the genies advice on what to wish for. by mdsmestad
Aye’m dessapoynted that you are usyng the yncorrect alphabet when you wryte thys.
finallyinfinite t1_jc0kwhq wrote
Reply to comment by TeddyR3X in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
Oh, that’s a scrub daddy, real nice, now she’s just pouring in some- B̶͙̈́Į̴̥̄̋T̶͖͠C̷͖̏͛Ḩ̷͇̮̎,̷̰̀͌͠ ̵̲̎͗Ȳ̷̹̈́O̴͍͔̗͊Ụ̴̰̹̈̎̾ ̶̲͓͋͗̕M̵͉̋̆͝ͅA̶̰̞̔̿D̷̢̩̦͒̌͠E̶̡͛̃͠ ̴͖̤͆̐M̷̻̰̤̿͂U̵̞̟̞̽̉̈́S̶͙͐T̶̠̣̄A̴̪͆R̸̰͉̠͗D̸̮͉͔͛ ̵̘̾̄̒Ģ̶͍̘̾A̵̛͕̐́S̶̢̙̓̇S̸̢̨̺̾S̶͍̣̟͠S̷̺͐