gloop524
gloop524 t1_jacd7gl wrote
Reply to Italicized building instructions! by opum123
Your house was hit by— Your house was struck by— A smooth criminal
gloop524 t1_jabipd6 wrote
it's flat. as in non fizzy
gloop524 t1_jaatz4i wrote
In the 1979 film comedy The Jerk, the character Navin R. Johnson (played by Steve Martin) is tested by "Daddy" (Richard Ward) on whether he knows the difference between shit and Shinola before leaving home.
back then Shinola was a brand of shoe polish
gloop524 t1_j9vh3e4 wrote
Reply to comment by pistolpeatear in Bought some paint and it came with this bottle of nothing by iamthegreyest
Absolutely nothing, say it, say it, say it
(War, huh) Oh-ohh yeah, huh
(What is it good for?) Absolutely nothing
Listen to me
gloop524 t1_j8zktz2 wrote
Reply to comment by Brewskii3 in two cats enjoying a fire by CarrotyTucker
2 cats enjoying the fire, 1 cat watching them, 1 cat licking itself
gloop524 t1_iugsuf1 wrote
Reply to I don’t know what’s going on here. But one cow seems to be standing off against a herd of cows. by PmMeYourTitsAndToes
suddenly you here "Moo Moo Mooo" and then dozens of portals start opening up all over and The Bovengers theme plays
gloop524 t1_jacyzix wrote
Reply to It’s more of something immature to hating people’s preferences than to love “childish” things. by North_Recognition199
really piss him off and drink Yoo-Hoo
it's "perfect with a PB&J"