The odds that I leave you an upper decker tonight are low, but not zero

That's honestly how I imagined it would look. Also weird this isn't upvoted more because it answered the question better than anyone

I don't know, I imagine it would be eastern European in Pittsburgh.

Does that shit come with a live-in butler and maid or something?

There's a few ways to get a more accurate measurement, but going off of the scale on google maps I'd estimate the perimeter is around 1600 -1800 feet. There's 5280 feet in a mile. So 5280/1600 = 3.3 laps. or 5280/1800 = 2.9 laps. I'm reasonably confident walking 3 laps would get you close to a full mile.

Edit: Measured again, with slightly more accuracy (but still nothing super scientific) I think it is close to 1800 feet. Unless you are walking the inside sidewalk then it might be closer to 1700 feet. Either way, 3 laps

The album of radar videos in my phone is called "anti rain shield"

I work outside a lot and i check the weather often. I started to record videos of this on my iPad. I have a collection of rain clouds just magically stopping right before my location. Or splitting apart and passing me by. It was seriously like there was a magic weather shield in the Pittsburgh area.

It feels so Pittsburgh though, yinzers who see this is the height of luxury and an escape from the city hustle and bustle

It’s permanent. That crew and equipment will be stationed there for the next collapse.

Has there been ongoing work on Mcknight this year? If not then this sounds like utilities and not PennDOT