And yet every time I watch her, she’s a giant turd. Suspicious.

Is no one going to comment on the absurdity of the tree itself?

Come on now, there's no way you're not being at least a tad overly dramatic right? Every day for multiple hours since the middle of the summer? Also, as long as they're doing it during the day, there's likely nothing you can do about it. Maybe look to move or buy some soundproofing or maybe go rake your own leaves as well and show 'em who's boss!

Synder will do no such thing!