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Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3hpx88 wrote

Reply to comment by freckledbitchs in I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482

But then how else would they know I'm cool?

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LSDkiller t1_j3hzzvi wrote

You're not cool, just be honest, this is how you got i to this mess in the first place!

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Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3i39um wrote

If anyone needs birthday gift ideas for you, send them my way. I have a suggestion.

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blazenite104 t1_j3jfvfa wrote

buy them interesting or strange things. Bought a friend a trash can for his birthday. it was the perfect size for under his deck at home. the man loved it.

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Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3jibya wrote

I almost bought him a wallet, but I wasn't sure on his preferences and didn't want the gift to be lame. Maybe I shouldn't have been so adventurous.

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criticallycrafty t1_j3loopn wrote

They already knew you weren’t cool when they invited you. You don’t have to be cool to have friends. Don’t buy sex dolls for anyone unless you’re going to their bachelor party.

Actually…don’t buy anything that is even vaguely human looking anymore. Just don’t. Ever.

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heavy_deez t1_j3lxd1n wrote

Buy them some cocaine.

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Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3m2hep wrote

I think that might have been a better idea than the murder doll. Oof.

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heavy_deez t1_j3m78av wrote

Live and learn, right? No harm, no foul....well except for Brian, that is... but one harm, one foul is still pretty darn good..

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MoonPuma337 t1_j3m7a7t wrote

If you want them to remember you for a legend this is it right here. You buy an Oz. Of pure uncut Peruvian cocaine and they’ll name their first born after you

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