i_worstofall

i_worstofall t1_ixx9tf6 wrote

OP: Hey…I’m not feeling so well..

Rep: I understand. Could you please provide your transaction number?

OP: Don’t think I’m going to make it in today…

Rep: Certainly. In order to best serve you, I will need to confirm your street address.

OP: I’ll keep you updated. Pry just that bug going around. Hoping to feel better tomorrow.

Rep: Are you calling in regard to your recent delivery from Wowza Burger and Poké?

OP: Thank you. Night night.

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i_worstofall t1_ixx25pn wrote

Yeah, I just tapped on this notification because the title reminded me of a time I called out sick, and then settled back into my sweaty, feverish, nightmarish fugue, relieved I’d gotten that out of the way; the next day I discovered I only THOUGHT I’d called out. Accidentally pulled a no-call-no-show. I still cringe about it.

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