Nope. April and May. Half the girls I know already have their dresses

It’s prom season, so depending on your desired look there should be dresses everywhere… but beware they’re in high demand. Shop asap. Try macys first, then branch out to other places.

Yes! AF seemed like the pawpaw we all collectively wanted to have. When I was young, I knew innately how talented he was, and tried to soak it in.

Which mall OP? Arsenio mall? (/s)

I gotchoo

True story unfortunately. That’s why routine eye checks and wearing sunglasses are important. Block those UV rays

You can get melanoma in your eye so if it’s new get it checked

Very funny! Read up on the poop knife tho 😂 Sponsored by the Museum of Reddit

Um, it IS possible to have clothing/towels not worth cleaning 😂

You need to invest in a poop knife

All I can think of is what a painful cold mess he sat in for days. I hope he’s not scarred for life but this must have a developmental impact on him. The poor little guy. That woman should be charged with attempted murder.

Pro tip: In the spirit of sharing information on God, offer them a Bible (even if you don’t have one handy, just say you’re going to grab it) they’ll run away, black list your house and never come back.