There are actually 1.2 billion $2 bills in circulation, and the Treasury still prints them. You never get them as change because retailers can't spare the drawer space. (Same reason you see so few $1 coins.) But you can get them from a bank, and some people do, for various reasons.

OK, following you so I can see how your game goes. Good luck.

I stand corrected. I assumed you lived in North America, where most sausages are horrible. But no, you get to live in the land of Real Sausage.

Damn, those look tasty. Lot depends on what kind of hot dog you use, tho.

Exactly my point. But I thought words like "per capita" might confuse /u/daneazyc.

I've seen a lot of weird kinks online, but ursine necrophilia is a new one for me.

China does generate twice the CO2 of the US – but they have 4 times as many people. So...

I love the smell of global warming in the morning. It smells like dead polar bears.

There's no law saying you can't confine hens: most egg farms do. There is a law that if you label eggs "free range" the chickens actually have to range free. Hence the label change.