jizzlevania
jizzlevania t1_iz6ghvd wrote
Reply to TIL "The Twelve Days of Christmas" STARTS on Christmas Day, and ends of January 5th (Three Kings Day). by HauntedHippie
Three Kings Day also marks when I can legally set your house on fire if your christmas decorations are still up.
jizzlevania t1_iub0h2r wrote
Reply to TIL strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries do not qualify as “berries” as defined by botanists, yet kiwis, bananas, and tomatoes do. At least blueberries are indeed berries. by Aequitas05
dingleberries are classified as turd, for anyone with that taxonomy query
jizzlevania t1_iu8ovoo wrote
Reply to Parenthood in a pic by MovingMoluccas98
Kind of bad parenting in a pic. Kids hand is closer to the flame than her parents hands are to her arm, indicating her parents weren't planning for the grab, which is fucking dumb. But what's a little baby burn when you have might get a perfect pic for the gram?
jizzlevania t1_jed3id1 wrote
Reply to comment by that_yeg_guy in My friend sent me this from an oil conference by heinzhinesheinz
My stepdad owned his own auto shop in a small town. A guy in town was starting his own business publishing a free countertop periodical that makes its money through local advertisements. My stepdad agreed to advertise with him on the condition he print the ad upside down. After no one came into the shop and mentioned the ad after a few months or so, he canceled the ad space.
He wasn't sure if maybe it being upside down turned people off, but regulars never mentioned it which meant he knew his target demographic didn't read the publication. Many people who are regulars at shops looooove jib jabbing with their mechanic