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jjnefx t1_jahc9tc wrote
I smell a rat. A blueberry cheesecake scented rat.
jjnefx t1_iwpufd8 wrote
Reply to Disney Files Patent For Roller Coaster That Jumps Off The Track And Flies Through The Air by Itsjustbeej
Roller Coaster Tycoon IRL
jjnefx t1_iwol3ar wrote
Reply to Company fined after worker dies from fall into pot of molten iron twice as hot as lava by habichuelacondulce
A memorial supper of live, raw fish will be held in Smeagol's memory
jjnefx t1_iwof9v4 wrote
Undoubtedly impregnated with human embryos in the rectal wall, because if you want to mass produce humans, the rectal cavity is the way to go.
jjnefx t1_iuyggka wrote
Reply to National Carp Control Plan report calls for more research before unleashing herpes by marketrent
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough
jjnefx t1_iuic0rc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Texas woman who pulled BB gun on man didn’t want to go to Walmart, PD says by catchpen
No jury in the world would convict you
jjnefx t1_irk4m47 wrote
Reply to comment by droi86 in Pot twist: Cannabis firm refuses federal judge's ruling because its business isn't legal under federal law by Doc_Dante
TBF&H If I were the landlord and I had to bring a tenant to court I'd be as big of a dick as possible to them. We would not be in court if they just paid the rent.
But there's obviously more to this story, that length of contract is way longer than a standard commercial rental agreement.
jjnefx t1_irib7rz wrote
Reply to Pot twist: Cannabis firm refuses federal judge's ruling because its business isn't legal under federal law by Doc_Dante
Always trying to find a loophole to fuck others over.
If you can't pay the rent from sales of your products, your business should die...ideally sooner rather than later
jjnefx OP t1_irehe2k wrote
Reply to comment by ParagonChainmail in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
We call that "Minnesota Nice" here. A misnomer for sure. Minnesotans are pricks that think their shit don't stink, then winter hits and we all get to realize we may need our neighbors assistance to literally survive. Spring comes, rinse and repeat
jjnefx OP t1_ired4ri wrote
Reply to comment by ggtffhhhjhg in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
We'll definitely visit again! There's a chance we'll do more in the east for the historical sites but we certainly love the countryside.
jjnefx OP t1_irecdlq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
Aww...a day old troll account that can't come up with an original insult. Your parents must be so proud. Maybe start a GoFundMe for your mommy to get that abortion she's always wanted.
jjnefx OP t1_ircynx6 wrote
Reply to comment by JaKr8 in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
I will admit we liked the area enough that I hit Zillow today to see what's out there.
Maybe one day but for sure we'll visit again on our next getaway
jjnefx OP t1_ircmobf wrote
Reply to comment by jaymancharles in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
I felt welcomed. Can't say that about other places I've traveled (especially looking at you Montana and Utah).
Looking forward to my next visit!
jjnefx OP t1_ircl901 wrote
Reply to comment by varunbiswas in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
We were at Vacation Villages in Hancock. It shows its age but served us well.
jjnefx OP t1_irce4ti wrote
Reply to comment by IntergalacticPopTart in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
Yes..found it interesting that a plane crash would be left there for all to see on a hike, certainly was memorable
jjnefx OP t1_irc3u40 wrote
Reply to comment by JaKr8 in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
We have some of those here in Minnesota too, just no hilly to slightly mountainous areas unless you go way up north.
But no legalized marijuana here! That was a cherry on top of the trip, not necessary but it got rid of my knee pain from hiking.
jjnefx t1_irbsazh wrote
Reply to A Disgruntled Tourist Smashed Two 2,000-Year-Old Statues in the Vatican Because He Was Denied a Meeting With Pope Francis by bomberesque1
As an American I'm fully prepared to accept any sanity test other countries want to use to deny entrance to prevent this in the future.
We's got plenty of fucked in the head people and currency exchange rates are favoring American travelers, more are coming
jjnefx OP t1_irb5aof wrote
Reply to comment by Wild_Jury_6941 in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
Chances are you did if we crossed paths, most people did :)
jjnefx t1_irazvur wrote
That's not how any of this works
jjnefx OP t1_irast6o wrote
Reply to comment by itallendsintears in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
Thank you! It was so nice to be in an area where people are friendly and helpful.
Always got at least a "hello" crossing paths with other hikers. Shop owners were great and helpful.
We will return for sure.
jjnefx OP t1_irarjlw wrote
Reply to comment by ManifestDestinysChld in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
We sure did! We hate crowds and cities (no offense), there were way too many things to do we'll be coming back again for sure.
jjnefx OP t1_iraqjmc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
We're not the restaurant types (I spent way too many years owning them) so we cooked at the resort.
The Shaker village was better than I expected. Mastery of efficiency has always been fascinating. The round barn with the manure basement is ingenious.
Mt Greylock hikes were gorgeous. Spent many hours there, next time the wife and I will be ready for the hard ones.
Explored as much as we could. Went to Saratoga NY & Bennington VT but by far my favorite was Natural Bridge State Park. So many beautiful spots to take pictures, going to be hard to choose my favorites.
jjnefx OP t1_iraoic9 wrote
Reply to comment by Rocker400k in Just finished a week vacation in the Berkshires, thank you Massachusetts! People were great and we had a wonderful time! by jjnefx
Pretty sure that was Rounds Rock trail on Mt Greylock
jjnefx t1_jdf4jz9 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Yeah, that's just a hypothesis.
I say human blood is superior!