Just get a second thumb on each hand.

Become greater than human.

Followed by someone putting 30 cats on craigslist with their cocaine plate in the photo.

Both are caused by one thing: poverty.

Impoverished regions with little economic opportunity turn into places where lives of crime are the only way to survive. The most effective cures to such regions is to increase social welfare programs, public transit, and support for unhoused and mentally ill.

and right wingers call anyone left of Reagan NPC's... smh

Springfield style cashew chicken originated here, and hard af to find elsewhere.

If you have a problem with former residents warning away from this hellhole, then vote for people who don't make money off making it worse.

Still top 20 most dangerous city. There's a reason why I'm leaving for Illinois...

Chicago is many times safer...

I'm not joking. https://www.neighborhoodscout.com/blog/top100dangerous

There is chlorox with the drano, there is sudafed on the counter...

They get the radar when they go on speed trapping duty. It's one job of many they could get that day.

They've got better things to do than extract more money from people just going a couple mph faster on a busy roadway.

Like solving violent crimes that happen enough to make us the 0 percentile of unsafe cities

Willard South is barely in Springfield afaik.

Went there as a kid. Really almost wish I got looked at for the tism and adhd I know I got now. Would have been a lot easier for both me and the poor teachers.

You mean we didn't before? I remember in 05-09 my school bus route having to shift once or twice due to a meth lab explosion.

will note that I checked that time range, and all they had was an unfounded result on a call reporting gunshots at 00:56