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koavf OP t1_j5z3n9q wrote
Reply to comment by ubercl0ud in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
They won't.
koavf OP t1_j5tf582 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
Because that would waste their time: Ticketmaster aren't incentivized to end their monopoly, whereas protecting consumers' interests is the priority of several individuals and agencies in government.
koavf OP t1_j5tdvsz wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
No.
koavf OP t1_j5q6fq6 wrote
Reply to comment by joopface in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
> Imagine people watching Tucker Carlson complain about the M&M cartoons and agreeing with him. > >
So you're trying to tell me that you get just as horny at the M&M's as you did previously?
koavf OP t1_j5pzo4z wrote
Reply to comment by adamttaylor in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
It 100% is: this is a monopoly that clearly hurts consumers.
koavf OP t1_j5px8oq wrote
Reply to comment by doowgad1 in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
I'd bet my left (pea)nut (M&M) on it.
koavf OP t1_j5px6jc wrote
Reply to comment by thelastevergreen in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
Exactly. It's all just viral marketing for the inevitable Superb Owl ad.
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koavf OP t1_j5pa85i wrote
Reply to comment by Warpzit in Ticketmaster's most vocal critics, Swifties, will protest outside the U.S. Capitol by koavf
>Ticketmaster will die within the next 10 years. They are hated too much. I suspect NFTs will take over and finally find a good application everyone can get behind. The traceability will ruin it for scammers and cheaters.
!RemindMe 3650 days
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koavf OP t1_j4vsmv5 wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Oh, okay, whatever. I don't care about this.
koavf OP t1_j4twlis wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
> Not everyone who participated in the twitter purchase suffered a share of the $200 bn loss, only of the $43 bn loss.
You are wrong, since every everyone who paid $44 billion to own Twitter also lost a total of $200 billion.
koavf OP t1_j4sq09u wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
He lost all that money because he bought Twitter: that is Twitter's true cost of ownership.
koavf OP t1_j4rgxs5 wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
koavf OP t1_j4q6en5 wrote
Reply to comment by SeanMcbean1 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
How so?
koavf OP t1_j4oq8ll wrote
Reply to comment by omally_360 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
You can also post useful comments that lead to meaningful discussion or that are clever.
koavf OP t1_j4opqer wrote
Reply to comment by omally_360 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Why did you post this comment?
koavf OP t1_j4nr07r wrote
Reply to comment by Visondo in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
With free speech and hashtags. Also, by breaking the law.
koavf OP t1_j4nm7ds wrote
Reply to comment by g60ladder in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
How?
koavf OP t1_j4mxjwj wrote
Reply to comment by passinghere in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I do. Why would you buy pornography from OnlyFans and not ejaculate to it? If anything, this would be a cure for blue balls: it wouldn't induce it.
koavf OP t1_j4met52 wrote
Reply to comment by manorwomanhuman in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
How does that make sense?
koavf OP t1_j4mdv3r wrote
Reply to comment by Jeraimee in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Per month, per account: he'll make back that lost $200 billion in no time.
koavf OP t1_j5zxhd6 wrote
Reply to comment by nooshaw in M&M's replaces its spokescandies with Maya Rudolph after Tucker Carlson's rants by koavf
True, but no bad press and all.