lassehp
lassehp t1_j6p7cbp wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
You forgot to mention that the crashed plane caught fire. The rescue team only recovered the chicken's drumsticks. They were perfectly grilled though.
lassehp t1_j6p5gxd wrote
Well I have to admit that it has been so long ago in both cases, that I can't even remember if the latest job I had was a paid job or a blow job. Tragic, I know...
lassehp t1_j5ui092 wrote
Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
To be on the same side.
lassehp t1_jbrcodv wrote
Reply to comment by humanRR in A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
...at any rate...