The Aussie Army was taking horrendous losses at the hands (okay, talons) of the Emu Horde. It wasn't common knowledge at the time because newspapers weren't on site to report, but surrender was necessary before the defeat became too obvious to deny.

Do all the things out back of the Wendy's by the dumpster count?

Turns out Cheney came back and shot him again.

Maybe, and bear with me now, if he doesn't go there or if he goes but doesn't bring a fucking rifle, none of this ever happens and two people are still alive and a third doesn't have a fucked up arm for life.

But yeah. Muh hero Kyle.

Well, he got to shoot some guys and give the right wing a new hero.

100% certified good boy.

Welsh terrier?

Might be better as a gritty but not overly serious series. M.I.B. - Pursuit and Containment.

You can find prickly pear fruit in the US in the store from time to time. You can also grow them with the right climate - in Arizona for instance they go crazy.

Definitely not a "fig" but a cactus fruit. Kinda sweet, kinda like a kiwi inside maybe, very purple red and the juice stains really bad. Have to peel them as the outside skin is tough and can have spines.

Edit: Bonus random Google image pic

Sir, those are cactus.