mdg1775
mdg1775 t1_j2ejklg wrote
I never take old sh!t into a new year!
mdg1775 t1_ixzcgyo wrote
Reply to comment by Creative-Stable-7488 in My girlfriend wanted to talk to me about ‘how childish I am’ by static_moments
It’s a joke. Sorry if you don’t get it.
mdg1775 t1_ixxfjm7 wrote
She called me childish because I’m an anitvaxxer. Now We’re both living with cooties! Take your mentos with Diet Coke…don’t be like me.
mdg1775 t1_ixogiwc wrote
Reply to My wife said that she would take the kids and leave me if I didn't stop betting on horse racing. by Buddy2269
I bet she’ll stay if you take the over.
mdg1775 t1_ixnldjn wrote
This, this is the way!
mdg1775 t1_j6bdwos wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
No legs and brass balls = sparky