nautilator44
nautilator44 t1_jdwed1e wrote
Reply to comment by drakon_us in TIFU at a strip club involving drugs and massive credit card charges. by HurrySad4253
Then when they're off duty, they'll go to the club as customers.
nautilator44 t1_ja3f4cw wrote
That cat is a CHONK <3
nautilator44 t1_j9r7sut wrote
Reply to [Story] Went on a run at 3 in the morning and felt ALIVE for the first time in so long. by someoneinlife1
What? 4 AM wasn't early enough for you?!?!
OP you're a beast. Keep it up.
nautilator44 t1_j6ivpdm wrote
Reply to comment by dishonourableaccount in TIL redwood trees -- growing to heights of 350 feet or more (over 100 meters) -- have roots that go only about ten feet into the ground. by OccludedFug
"surface level". nice.
nautilator44 t1_j3b67bm wrote
Reply to TIL Colorado is actually a hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon, meaning it has 697 sides. by Dearfield
No, it has four. Stop trying to make the shape of Colorado interesting. Focus more on the beautiful landscapes.
nautilator44 t1_j2ea1k9 wrote
Reply to comment by ads7w6 in One off Bond movies: Can it work? by djalekks
I still don't know what happened in Quantum. I'm 70% sure the camera guy was throwing punches. I still have whiplash. Whoever invented that kind of camera work needs to be slapped. Hard.
nautilator44 t1_iyezey7 wrote
Reply to LPT: Spilling your emotions to someone who goes cold won’t win them over, it will push them away even more by MO_drps_knwldg
This is true for friendships too, not just romantic relationships (speaking from recent personal experience).
nautilator44 t1_iydt1pg wrote
I recommend instead the Skyward series by brandon sanderson.
nautilator44 t1_itzupvj wrote
Reply to Best books with well-written characters by babobunny
Stormlight Archive by Brandon Sanderson. One of the main characters (Kaladin) struggles with depression throughout the series. Some of the passages and interactions are just beautiful.
nautilator44 t1_isrhh9f wrote
Reply to comment by icouldbworknow in NASA outlines case for making sole-source SLS award to Boeing-Northrop joint venture by jeffsmith202
And 100% of those that died had dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies.
nautilator44 t1_iscqr7d wrote
Reply to Apple slapped with a $19 million fine in Brazil for not selling iPhones with a charger by mepper
19 million is a rounding error for them. Great penalty.
nautilator44 t1_je0a392 wrote
Reply to comment by TopCheesecakeGirl in N.Y. to pay $5.5 million to man exonerated in writer Alice Sebold rape case by OutsideObserver2
Oh no! Did I just drop a delicious beef jerky treat on the ground? Oh bother, I can never hold onto those things! Anyway, good boy, here's 5 more.