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Reply to comment by Jackrwood in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
This is the beginning of a great joke all on its own.
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Reply to comment by EruditeLegume in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
Even THOSE cars are getting gentrified now apparently.
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Reply to comment by _Trolley in I like my women by freightdogger
Kinky, y’all are doing it different across the pond.
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Reply to I like my women by freightdogger
Yo, where are you buying shopping carts for just a euro?
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Reply to comment by Bentup85 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
“Damn it Billy! Stop doing that in the Subaru!!”
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Reply to comment by somanysheep in Who came up with the phrase “nice guys finish last”? by hutimuti
This deserves more upvotes.
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Reply to What requires no experience, gives no training, pays nothing, you can’t quit and people’s lives are on the line? by RISELiftingOthers
I thought the answer was being born.
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Reply to why wasn't Jesus born in Russia? by tesserakti
You mean virgin woman? Cause I’m pretty sure the 3 wise men would fit the bill.
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Reply to comment by cmnorthauthor in What is black and white and read all over? by zaprutertape
Do they still have steam engines? Let me check my sear’s roebuck catalog.. hold on I’ll reply by carrier pigeon.