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t1_j5r92tk wrote

It's less embarrassing when you pull out and the cars still in the garage

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t1_j5r8s9k wrote

At least with one of them you could claim insurance when an accident occurred.

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t1_j5rb59q wrote

I came in one today

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t1_j5rbkbt wrote

“Damn it Billy! Stop doing that in the Subaru!!”

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OP t1_j5r7pn3 wrote

Or, they'll let you test drive a car.

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t1_j5rf9st wrote

Condoms prevent kids. Cars run over them

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t1_j5sprte wrote

Technically they both prevent kids.

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t1_j5sqdyj wrote

Good luck finding 12 people that think prevention and death by grill marks to the dome are technically the same.

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t1_j5rg3fp wrote

It's expensive when you break a rubber?

Edit: Oh you said difference

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t1_j5ree92 wrote

If you don't know then I suggest not sleeping with anyone

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t1_j5rhjoh wrote

The condom makers don’t try to pull the wool over your eyes

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t1_j5sgac2 wrote

It’s not embarrassing admitting the car is too big.

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t1_j5tcvhv wrote

When a car breaks, it's a few months of money.

When a condom breaks, its many years.

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t1_j5u1rb4 wrote

If it's a Range Rover, no difference. They are both for stuck up cunts

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t1_j5snhj1 wrote

Without a car, u go get a loan. Without condom, you get to deposit. Interest coming up in 9 months.

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t1_j5ujeng wrote

What do you call a condom stuck to a ceiling? Pissed off.

What do you call a condom stuck to a window? Condomsation.

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t1_j5t91g3 wrote

Difference is that my car fills in my entire garage when I put it in.

When I put condom covered thing into where it is meant to go in, it doesn’t fill the space at all..

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