Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
‟Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out ‟352!”
He’s stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
‟I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. ‟It is the cutest!”
‟Hey lady,” says the shepherd, ‟If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
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Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
‟Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out ‟352!”
He’s stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
‟I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. ‟It is the cutest!”
‟Hey lady,” says the shepherd, ‟If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”