Right, welcome to nearly every persons mind that has an elected government running their country.

If you don’t have a focus on the bs you’re sick of, the next SOB that comes in is going to pick up where they left off. A flashlight is just going to illuminate the person everyone already knows you’re angry with, but a powerful laser will burn the warts away.

Is there no focus? Hear me out, I’m not bashing you, but what is the point of protesting if the person next to you doesn’t even know you’re not even focused on the same thing? At that point you just become a big crowd making noise.

You really don’t like processed trees, huh?

Put a “U” somewhere and make it a valentines card.

That’s what I told her, but she insist safe words are for the weak.

Ppl moving fast down the trail against traffic is the most annoying part about popular hikes.

Looks like he’s laughing because you just noticed he farted.

I never knock a food until I try it. I tried the anchovies on pizza, but I really didn’t like it at all. Is it supposed to be really salty. Maybe it’s because I got it from dominoes.

Yeah you’re def not lying. Wtf

I saw it with my own eyes. It’s real and makes sense now :(

…I’m down. Send some freaky mtf/ftm shit.

It’s a good thing you made this up. That was a close one.

How do you even come up with some wack bs like this? Is this like the new AI art, but with short stories?

Edit: yea they weren’t lying. I was unfortunately blessed with proof. I asked, it wasn’t unsolicited lol

I’m so glad I can be happy for a complete stranger for finding a place they’re welcome. With my whole heart I welcome you to be a part of the United States of America. All peoples from all parts of the world make us stronger.

What a flex. I bet you have a nice jamón off to the side too.

To wear… yes it’s stupid. To get one for your favorite sports team and display it in your chill cave… kinda fun.

Do shoes become more ridiculous and resemble cheap foam material the more they cost?

I’ll be thinking about knurien for the rest of the year. When the ball drops at midnight, guess whose going to be on my mind. You might as well set up water and power cuz you’ll be here a while.

I don’t know

If you think of earths continents and countries as a whole, all prices are set for ourselves, by ourselves. All debt is owed to ourselves. When we talk about global food prices, really any price, reaching historical highs and how detrimental it all can be, I can’t help thinking how silly it all is through that logical lens. I know it’s not realistically that simple, but it still seems so illogically silly.