This is a good way to lose your trial, don't listen to this generalized LPT without confirmation the trial will continue until its period ends

Uplifting unless you're the rest of the staff, don't they usually split tips?

Maybe, said the guys he raced weren't Olympic caliber

Hopefully mace

I'll take the Bobbitt meal..

The best jokes are the ones you have to explain..

Eagles can use an upgrade at backup..

Have you compared those results to just not answering?

I'd watch that, Tom Shoot didn't want a new partner but he got one anyway, coming this fall 'Duck and Shoot'

Are you suuuure you don't want that blonde waitress?..

Crap, guess it's too latee to sneak that letter in now..

Along with Snow Whit & Dumbo..

And Oprah didn't give her a show?

I'm really out of the loop, but knowing the NFL intentionally gave up tax exempt status and is paying 10mil in taxes on 10billion a year revenue, that doesn't make me feel much better..

The NFL needs to lose its charity exemption, purposly drags its feet thru red tape they put out, take a large portion of events it supports (at least up til recently) such as cancer research and the military, then uses pressure to force cities to 'loan' money for new stadiums without ever planning to pay back..

No, says right in the title he was found..

(takes earnings off)

I wouldn't say I'm curious, at this point 2022 is a really dark underground empty parking lot late at night I'm just trying to make it out of alive. 2023 is the footsteps gaining quickly on me and the tiny non sharp car keys I'm gripping tightly in the false belief that if anything happens somehow they'll be enough to get me out alive, well that's my sanity..

Careful OP, math textbooks for the blind is a touchey subject..

Yeah, all my engine lights are on steady..

You couldn't tell it was a joke?

So, r/technicallytrue

Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water

Ok OP..

Not so sure, don't you have to look into her eyes?