just 44

that whole cigarette smoking, lead in the air and double martinis thing has taken its toll

I like the term Xennials.

that's really something zoomers are known for: not wanting to do things

you look like Zippy The Pinhead

Wearing men's attire had to be at least mostly out of practicality. For one, men's clothing would have been more available, and secondly pants are the only way one could endure very long rides on a horse. There are casual photos of her wearing a dress. I assume she mostly dressed like a man when riding. It was probably also out of safety, from a distance in that clothing she would have appeared to be a man and to an outlaw potentially less of an easy target to get bushwacked.

if Grampa Joe had just drank his fizzy lifting drink he would have been out of that ship quickly

The whole industry used to be run by the Mafia

Two of the four Ghostbusters are in this film Ernie Hudson and Harold Ramis

all those blowjobs for nothing

D.A.R.E. showed us what drugs were good to use and which ones probably weren't worth it

I could not wait to try LSD after D.A.R.E.

You asked to take a puff

You had the fucking FLU

And you stole the lighter

That is motorcycle stuntman Evel Knievel in his early years when he was blonde

I don't think that's really Gene Simmons just poorly executed Grampa Munster or Dracula hence the widow's peak.

randomly but since you mentioned him, if you post Pablo Escobar's mugshot on Facebook it triggers an automatic suspension

They still have you wear that lead apron at the doctor. That's what this person did, took x-rays to find shrapnel, bullets and to assist in treatment of fractures

Shrapnel showed up very clearly even in early x-ray technology. They wanted to make sure there were no pieces still in the patient.