runswithdolls
runswithdolls t1_j7clydf wrote
Reply to Morning Calm by linuxknight
Amused that the artist got the upside down logo right for an "old school" nostalgic feel!
It was only flipped because during Sex and the City, the Corporation realized the viewers were seeing the logo upside down, so they flipped the logo. Originally they wanted the logo to be a personalized view just for the laptop owner.
runswithdolls t1_j4lbxg1 wrote
Reply to comment by southdakotagirl in LPT Request: How to ensure that a person doesn't use my personal belongings while staying at my place? by [deleted]
I got roasted in another post for commenting that I would have told someone leaving an abusive relationship that no they absolutely could not stay at my house for a "single night". Anyone who has ever actually offered someone "leaving an abusive relationship" knows how that actually goes - exactly like you've just described. There's often drugs or alcohol involved at the end of the crappiest relationships, and I'm not up for putting my family or my belongings through that nonsense again.
runswithdolls t1_j4lbfh0 wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How to ensure that a person doesn't use my personal belongings while staying at my place? by [deleted]
The word is "no". If you feel bad you can offer to split hotel fees.
runswithdolls t1_j2dyun2 wrote
Reply to comment by cthechartreuse in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
I'm not, but Jeffrey Dahmer or a bear would. So I don't see your argument here.
runswithdolls t1_j2djwzf wrote
Reply to comment by cthechartreuse in A bagel with creamed cheese is technically a grilled cheese sandwich by iunnolol
Same difference? Solid floating in liquid
runswithdolls t1_j2cm898 wrote
This is like saying that when you take a bath you're technically a soup
runswithdolls t1_j2clk1i wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
This was a fun thought experiment! Now we pay to train dogs to smell us instead (ie like diabetes dogs, drug drugs, etc), or we put chemical-sensitive sticks in our pee to tell us what our pee is saying (like are you pregnant, have a disease, etc).
runswithdolls t1_ixsbl7m wrote
You're not allergic the first time you're exposed to an allergen btw. It's the second time that you find out if you're allergic. 😑
runswithdolls t1_ixjinlb wrote
Reply to [PM] Could I get a first sentence prompt? by [deleted]
There I was, a doll in each hand, running down the hallway.
runswithdolls t1_ixi98w7 wrote
Reply to comment by Lovat69 in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Yes, the cleansing power of fire. Purge the land of the unclean ones!
Wait what were we talking about
runswithdolls t1_ixhduwb wrote
Reply to comment by ImmaRussian in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude
Yeah...... Maybe destructive magic wasn't the best option for this experiment, Malvina.
runswithdolls t1_ixcr8ne wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] When you learned your mother was a goddess, things finally seemed to fall into place. The other demigods laughed at you, the only child born to the goddess of the hearth, Hestia. But your power was so much more than they could dream of. by not_quite_graceful
Alternate Cinderella story anyone?
runswithdolls t1_ixbhcg4 wrote
Reply to LPT: To heat yourself during the winter, have a hot water bottle on your legs while sitting down doing your work, it will conduct through the rest of your body and will heat you almost the same as a heater would do at a small fraction of the cost. Energy prices are far too much, be safe this winter by LightConquersDark_
Small dogs work too, have a constant temperature and won't burn you
runswithdolls t1_ix1tr6i wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Scientists have long been aware of the Hero's Journey repeating itself throughout history, as if someone were guiding world events. Today, they've finally discovered who, and why. by TellTaleTank
Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka.
Sadly that's not 100 or more words though so I can only comment this on the header comment.
runswithdolls t1_ivcwjnq wrote
Reply to TIL that most non-human primate infants actively use their hands to help themselves out of the birth canal. Human infants do not, but their grip strength is much higher during the hours immediately after they are born. by afeeney
I never ever needed to read that first sentence, ever. Ever ever. What a horrible day to have eyes.
I know what I'm having a nightmare about tonight.
runswithdolls t1_iujys5x wrote
Reply to comment by DonaldTrumpTinyHands in [WP] You are a demon who loves to be summoned on Halloween to scare people. This time, it’s different. A kid in a Doom cosplay wielding toy guns decided to summon you and you decide to be generous by Jlegobot
I read it and then I read your username, and now the reality described in your story has shifted just a little (pun intended).
runswithdolls t1_jacvv4v wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "One drip of this poison is enough to kill a whale." The scientist points towards a table, but the beaker isn't there. Instead a silly coffee cup shaped like a beaker sits. You lower the not coffee cup from your mouth. Tastes like lemon-lime. by DistillerCMac
Not enough words to be a full story but this is my contribution:
Thank God I'm not a whale, I think.
.. Until I start struggling to breathe and suddenly remember my mom's mermaid blood.