skunksmasher
skunksmasher t1_jego465 wrote
Reply to LPT: After you've flown in to an airport and need a ride, consider a taxi service rather than Uber or Lyft. by firkin_slang_whanger
in oz.
Ride share was needed to lift the shitty service of taxis which has mostly been accomplished.
There is no use and no value to ride share any more they are expensive rapist rip off thieves (more so than taxis)
skunksmasher t1_jegmwsz wrote
Reply to LPT: Don't say "hello" at the beginning of your outgoing voicemail message. People will start talking to your recording and be annoyed. by ProblemLongjumping12
you know nothing
WATCH ARCHER
skunksmasher t1_jegm1p2 wrote
ear plugs
melotonin
see a doctor
in the short term sleeping pills
skunksmasher t1_jedjbb0 wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Best way to tell my kids (ages 6, 6, 2) that a beloved uncle has died by jcujcu
make playdough figures
skunksmasher t1_jebzqjv wrote
Reply to LPT: If a single friend of yours has said they don’t want children, don’t start asking them if they’ve changed their mind if/when they find a partner. by dubdoll
The best reason to not want kids is to watch parents with their kids
skunksmasher t1_je701tq wrote
Reply to LPT: A lot of people don’t know this but if you have a Costco membership, they offer car insurance that has unbeatable prices. by ninaunst
will they bother to pay you out if you claim? there is more to insurance than just price
skunksmasher t1_jdk0aas wrote
Reply to LPT: At work, pretend your going to leave in a few weeks. Your productivity and attitude will improve dramatically. by [deleted]
You'd be better off using your bad attitude as motivation to sooner find a better job
skunksmasher t1_j9qvuqv wrote
Reply to LPT: Don’t say anything when answering calls from strangers. Saves you from 99% of robo-calls by alejo0605
"HEEYWWOOO, I am lonely, please talk to me. How about this weather? What are you wearing? That's nice, Let's now take our pants off................"
skunksmasher t1_j6a9wk4 wrote
Reply to LPT - save pictures of your house from summer time in case you need to sell in the winter by Neat-Beautiful-5505
unless your house is shit then winter pics only, even in summer
skunksmasher t1_j60xxb6 wrote
Reply to LPT: Beware of imposter productivity, which is when you procrastinate by doing something seemingly productive by ftfrftfr
I always know when I am deliberately procrastinating. It's called life.
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skunksmasher t1_j2fnrky wrote
What if your problem is talking to inanimate objects?
skunksmasher OP t1_j2fmnmz wrote
Reply to comment by h3dee in LPT Request: How do you negotitate on secondhand items that are close to NEW prices by skunksmasher
Since I found out they were doing this I stopped shopping at those shops. I think that's a terrible pratice.
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skunksmasher t1_j2fkk9g wrote
Reply to LPT Double Check an In-Person Purchase to see if its on Amazon first for much less money. by StMollyoftheKnives
What type of idiot buys from markets or festivals, it's all a scam, overpriced imported repackaged crap claimed to be artisan.
skunksmasher t1_j2fjq1g wrote
Reply to LPT request: Moving out of the city for the first time at 18 in a rented apartment, any tips? by GauravxAg
Buy a gun.
Learn how to use it.
Don't be afraid to use it.
You will need to use it.
Nah just kidding, learn how to cook healthy nutricious meals.
skunksmasher t1_j2bsh3s wrote
people with OCD care
skunksmasher t1_j2arrbb wrote
Show them shiny things
skunksmasher t1_j2ao5lp wrote
and date a midget
skunksmasher t1_j2aj4jk wrote
Reply to LPT Request: How to get rid of dandruff? by ImThour
Change your shampoo and conditioner to more natural ones, will take a few weeks for your scalp to adjust.
skunksmasher t1_j15ti2o wrote
say "Yes sweety" and then BOOP them.
skunksmasher t1_j0fbhth wrote
Reply to LPT: Being good at your profession and running a business are two different things. by Cajundawg
Most highly educated people are often still very stupid at things which are not related to their profession or education.
skunksmasher t1_iybh4wk wrote
Reply to Why some electric cars could soon be more costly to run than petrol motors by use_vpn_orlozeacount
Extra initial cost
Batteries only last ~~8 yrs and then cost many thousands$ to replace
Most mechanics still cannot fix electric cars
Rising electricity costs
One could argue that as time goes on tech prices come down, BUT INFLATION.
skunksmasher t1_iya7fjz wrote
But were else will the media get their footage from, reddit?
skunksmasher t1_jegojbq wrote
Reply to LPT: Since April 1st is coming up. A good tip to live by is that everyone should be able to laugh at your prank at the end. If everyone ends up laughing at the person getting pranked, and they are just the punchline, chances are you're just being a jerk. Don't be a jerk. by moosepooo
but piss disk and liquid ass pranks are ALWAYS funny